I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.
"this reminded me of you" is the cutest thing. like i dont care if its a song or a photo or a youtube video i will be excited
I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you
She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
okay this one made me laugh
what the fuck do you want