circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

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tastefullyoffensive:

[nineteenletterslong]

lezbehonest-005:

m3rmaiddd:

so today at work my manager accused me of flirting with a bus boy and I told her I was gay and so for the rest of the day whenever someone came near me she just kept yelling “EVERYBODY LEAVE MY LITTLE LESBIAN ALONE” so today was a good day.

MY LITTLE LESBIAN
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tastefullyoffensive:

[twisteddoodles]

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

allrecipes:

A layer of lemon + A layer of cheesecake = pure bliss. 

Get the recipe for Cheesecake Lemon Bars: http://bit.ly/1scJzvb 
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allrecipes:

A layer of lemon + A layer of cheesecake = pure bliss.

Get the recipe for Cheesecake Lemon Bars: http://bit.ly/1scJzvb

Pin it: http://bit.ly/1uBGiu2

aceticacid:

i fucking did it

aceticacid:

i fucking did it

55595472:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

55595472:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.