My body is ready.
I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?
…it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple
so today at work my manager accused me of flirting with a bus boy and I told her I was gay and so for the rest of the day whenever someone came near me she just kept yelling “EVERYBODY LEAVE MY LITTLE LESBIAN ALONE” so today was a good day.
MY LITTLE LESBIAN
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A layer of lemon + A layer of cheesecake = pure bliss.
i fucking did it
I LIKE IT
I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS
The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.